M>>хм... лопата-то тут, лопата-то-тут, лопататотут

public static class FunnyMapping {
   public static PinkElephant GetPinkElephant(NemerleHater nemerleHater){
      var pinkElephant = new PinkElephant();
      // Add your code here
      return pinkElephant;
   }
}

using System;
using System.Console;
using Nemerle.Utility;

module Program {
    Main() : void {
        try { 
            Introducer.Introduce(Elephant("pink"), NemerleHater()); 
        }
        catch {
            | ex is Exception => WriteLine(ex.TargetSite.ReflectedType.Name + ": " + ex.Message);
        }
        _ = ReadLine();
    }
}

class Introducer {
    public static Introduce(creature0 : Creature, creature1 : Creature) : void {
        creature0.SayHello("Hi", creature1);
        creature1.SayHello("Hello", creature0);
    }
}

abstract class Creature {
    public virtual SayHello(helloWord : string, creature : Creature) : void {
        WriteLine(Name() + ": " + helloWord + ", " + creature.Name() + ". " + IntroduceMyself());
    }
    
    public Name() : string{
        ToString()
    }

    protected abstract IntroduceMyself() : string;
}

class Elephant : Creature{
    private _color : string;
    public this(color : string){
        _color = color;
    }
    
    protected override IntroduceMyself() : string {
        "I am " + _color + " " + Name() + "."
    }
}

class NemerleHater : Creature {
    public override SayHello(helloWord : string, creature : Creature) : void {
        unless (creature is Elephant)
            base.SayHello(helloWord, creature);
        throw Exception("GRRRRrrrrrr!")
    }

    protected override IntroduceMyself() : string {
        "I am " + Name() + "."
    }
}

Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.
NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!

static void Main()
{
  Console.WriteLine("Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.");
  Console.WriteLine("NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!");
}

using System.Console;
static void Main() {
  Write("Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.\nNemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n");
}

M>using System.Console;
M>static void Main() {
M>  Write("Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.\nNemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n");
M>}
M>

using System.Console;
Write("{0}: Hi, {1}. I am pink {0}.\n{1}: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n", "Elephant", "NemerleHater");

KV>using System.Console;
KV>Write("{0}: Hi, {1}. I am pink {0}.\n{1}: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n", "Elephant", "NemerleHater");

System.Console.Write("{0}: Hi, {1}. I am pink {0}.\n{1}: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n", "Elephant", "NemerleHater");

KV>Я не знаю, у кого там сишарпкод, а у меня тут немерле

print "%a: Hi, %b. I am pink %a.\n%b: GRRRRrrrrrr!\n" % ("Elephant","NemerleHater")

KV>>Я не знаю, у кого там сишарпкод, а у меня тут немерле

Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.<br>NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!

KV>>>Я не знаю, у кого там сишарпкод, а у меня тут немерле

M>Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.<br>NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!
M>

大象：您好， Nemerle厭惡. 我粉紅色的大象.<br>Nemerle厭惡： GRRRRrrrrrr!

...
        if (creature is Elephant)
            throw Exception("GRRRRrrrrrr!")
        else
            base.SayHello(helloWord, creature);
...

Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.<br>NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!

大象：您好， Nemerle厭惡. 我粉紅色的大象.<br>Nemerle厭惡： GRRRRrrrrrr!

Elephant: Hi, NemerleHater. I am pink Elephant.<br>NemerleHater: GRRRRrrrrrr!

??:??, Nemerle??. ???????.<br>Nemerle??: GRRRRrrrrrr!

M>>

KV>

KV>

How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Hold its nose until it turns blue, and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.